shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests
"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."
why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom”
honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed
i know Jazz just loves nurse Eren sooooo—-
-stay up past 8pm
-watch pg movies w/o parental guidance
Because the other one was missing momotarou (￣3￣)~
Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.
I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.
"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"
"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"
"You think?" *Eats popcorn*
the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming
i am literally so cranky in the morning and if you say something to me i will kill you 3 times