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34,62 & 77?

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Apr 18 · 1 day ago

HAHAHAHAHA you got me there

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sleepypunks:

just girly things: reading gay fanfiction instead of talking to boys

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Trifecta: From “Suki”  to “Aishiteru”

Nostalgia: From “Not friends” to “Friends with Benefits”

Anonymous ;  
Here we go : 7 13 14( very curious ) 19( pls make me dream ) 20 22 25 27 55( ahah seriously ? x) ) 70( best question ever xD )

HAHAHAHA NSFW. Kids go to sleep.

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theslowestdrawfag:

imagineyourotp:

 Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a  love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in  Person B’s ear.

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Kinky Questions - NO PROMISES, but try me

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
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ugly:

DO YOU GUYS LIKE MY NEW ICON I LITERALLY CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THE PICTURE O HYM GOD

wehavedragonshiccup:

friendly reminder that im the creep that reads your tags

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ABOUT ME

► Name ➔ Teiya
 Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Yiz
► Are you single ➔ yes
► Are you happy ➔ nope
► Are you Italian ➔ no

► Are you German ➔ sie sind das essen und wir sind die Jager!!(what)

► Are you Asian ➔ yeah
► Are you Irish ➔ this is stupid.
► Are your parents still married ➔ Yes

TEN FACTS
► Birth Place ➔ Manila
► Hair Color ➔ chestnut brown rn
► Eye Color ➔ darkish brown??
► Birthday ➔ hahaha, nice weather today. :D
► Mood ➔ hella bored
 Gender ➔ ruler na lng ang straight!!
► Lefty or Righty ➔ righty
 Summer or winter ➔ Winter
► Morning or afternoon ➔ Afternoon

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 
► Are you in love ➔ yes. Levi  ♥
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ nope
 Who ended your last relationship ➔ me ? the dog? him? idc anymore
 Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ yes
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ idk
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ yeah, my grandma :D
 Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ maybe?
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ everytime.

TEN CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ Love
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Iced tea
► Cats or Dogs ➔ catdog :D
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔  few best friends
► Television or internet ➔ everyone worships the internet.
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ it’s the same! why are people making a big deal out of these two? they’re both soda.
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Romantic night in. 
► Day or night ➔ Night
► IM or Phone ➔ phone

TEN HAVE YOU EVER
 Been caught sneaking out ➔ always
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ it’s like the stairs are made for me just so i could stumble down on it
 Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ i havent tasted that thing yet. 
 Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ no. I always get what I want in my own stupid ways.
► Prank called a store ➔ oh hell yeah. (hello there people of pizza hut :D)
► Skipped school ➔ alwys
► Wanted to disappear ➔ everytime.

TEN PREFERENCES 
► Smile or eyes ➔ Eyes
 Light or dark hair ➔ Dark hair
 Shorter or Taller ➔ tall. always go for the tall ones
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ intelligence (but not too much tho) 

► Hook-up or Relationship
 ➔ Relationship
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ corporal of recon corps.

ABOUT ME

► Last Phone Call ➔ my bestfriend
 Last person you hung out with ➔ uhhh. my bestfriend
► Last thing you ate ➔ the spag that was badly cooked by me.
► Last thing you drank ➔ orange juice
 Last site you went to  ➔ blogspot
► Last place you were ➔ my bedroom

FAMILY
 Do you and your family get along  ➔ i think so.
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ yes/no
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ i want to
 Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ i guess?

Modern AU: Eren had a miscarriage couple of months after Levi told him about breaking up. Eren had to suffer from losing of his first child and Levi. Months passed and Eren finds comfort in his childhood friend’s arms, Jean. Years later Levi deeply regrets everything and came for Eren only to find him together with Jean. Levi courts Eren but the young brunette, still traumatized by what happen between them years ago, pushes Levi away. He later finds out about the miscarriage.

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

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